
By the way, it’s never clear if The Janitor is named The Janitor because he *is* a janitor or because he must become a janitor due to his circumstances. The Janitor is driving his jeep down a lone highway in Middle-of-Nowhere Nevada when, all of a sudden, all four wheels blow out at the same time, bringing him to a screechy scary stop. Today’s script has taken that idea to the next level, centering around a group of these degenerates who sacrificed their souls in order to live on in animatronic form. Cheese because that’s where all the kids were. I remember those news stories about how pedophiles and sickos used to hang out at Chuck E.
#Wally wonderland movie#
If you can identify one of these stories and find a movie idea for it, you’ve got something that already has “concept cache” because it’s been proven to capture peoples’ interest.

Then, just as quickly as they arrived, they disappeared.

There are big news stories in our pasts that just sort of came of nowhere and everyone talked about them. I can tell you something this script taught me right off the bat. Nick Cage taking down an animatronic ostrich with a mop could be this generation’s cut yourself out of the inside of a shark with a chainsaw moment. When one reads Wally’s Wonderland, one has to ask the question: “Will this be the greatest B-movie ever made?” I read somewhere that the writer wanted to make “the ultimate B movie that was so absurd you had to tell your friends about it because of how stupidly awesome it was.” I admire a writer who knows exactly what he wants. I guess the universe needed the idea to collide with a certain Direct-to-Digital icon before it was ready to unleash the greatest midnight horror film ever… that hasn’t been made yet. Wally’s Wonderland! An idea so fun it seems impossible no one’s come up with it yet. The single greatest Nic Cage movie that hasn’t been made yet. Cheese like entertainment center called Wally’s Wonderland where the animatronic creatures come alive and kill.Ībout: It’s here. Premise: A mysterious drifter gets stuck inside a Chuck E.
